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what even are you?

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dreamofhalloween:

Hocus Pocus (1993)

I love this movie.

1 week ago
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zitco:

*logs in* *sees gif of jaehyo shirtless* *logs off*

1 week ago
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wtf i come back to like 10 new followers hi guys i’m rachael what’s the word

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typette:

misterbunni:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

What the actual fuck.

dude if you make bill nye scowl, you need to re-evaluate your relevance to this planet

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  • friend:ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
  • me:oh really like what
  • friend:idk my bf handcuffed me last night
  • me:whoa that really is kinky
  • me internally:weak
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    japcoregalore:

    this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. 

    1 week ago
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    twentyninetythree:

    Sometimes I do whenever I work alone. I’ve been a single pringle for my entire 20 years. I still never lost my first kiss yet. Ohohooho. I’m on the track for my major and I switched schools for the better. So I’m working my way up. But just for now, I have a huge zit on my nose. I look like freaking Rudolph! :(

    I was a single pringle for almost that long and my first kiss was stolen from me like a year and a half ago so hold onto that too u__u i’M SO PROUD OF YOU YOUR LIFE IS LOOKING SO GOOD ;A; While I sit here not even going to school because too much money ahahahehaehaehahe— Hey. Hey. Pop that shit. Ain’t nobody got time for nose zits.

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    Send me a number
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  • 24:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
  • 25:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
  • 26:How often do I wear a fake smile?
  • 27:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 28:What was the last lie I told?
  • 29:Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
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  • 39:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 40:Failed a class?
  • 41:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 42:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
  • 43:Been outside my home country?
  • 44:Been in airplane?
  • 45:Learned another language?
  • 46:Dyed my hair?
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  • 48:Stalked someone on a social network?
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    — Did you lose your fight,huh?

    — No, I just found it.

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    twentyninetythree:

    It does feel like that! I’m doing okay, just okay. Living, right? I have a job! Somewhat sucky but it’s been good to me for a first job though. Blossoming in what way? Still a single pringle though! Heh.

    First jobs are always terrible I promise u__u All jobs are terrible I promise but HEY AS LONG AS YOU DON’T WANT TO SHOOT YOURSELF AFTER EVERY SHIFT RIGHT? Right. Please always stay a single pringle it’s better for you I promise to everything <3<3 And anyway, the first step to being amazing is just living so I think you’re on a good track yeh

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    dekutree:

    me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

    horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

    me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time